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Dicks, Pussies & Assholes

here's something interesting from liwei's blog

There are 3 kinds of people mainly Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. Then you got your Assholes. Apparently, all the Assholes want to shit on everything and make a mess. Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while because Pussies get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks also fuck Assholes... and if they didn't fuck the Assholes, you get your Dick and your Pussy all covered in shit.


We NSFs are Dicks. We are reckless, arrogant stupid Dicks. Our subordinates are Pussies whereas the public are Assholes. Pussies don't like Dicks because Pussies get fucked by Dicks.. not all the time but if given the chance we will fuck them upside down inside out until their parents can't recognise them. Subsequently, Dicks also fuck Assholes..bastards who just want to shit on everything and create unnecessary problems. Pussies may think that they can deal with Assholes their way but the only thing that can fuck an Asshole is a dick.. with some Balls. The problem with Dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck what it isn't appropriate and it takes a Pussy to show them that..but sometimes Pussies get so full of shit that they become Assholes themselves. Because Pussies are just only 1 inch and a half away from Assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world but I do know that if we don't fuck these Assholes we are going to have our Dicks and our Pussies all covered in shit.

Inspired by Team America

posted by zann @ 12:03 AM