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officers & wose

heres something interesting i read in my friendster bulletin...

OFFICERS

2LT:Runs faster than a speeding bullet.Jumps out of planes without a parachute on!Obeys orders immediately.Rides on motorcycles to work.Involved actively in WITS activities.Always kanna arrow as secretary at meetings.Overworked and underpaid.
LTA:Slightly slower than a speeding bullet.Jumps out of planes with a parachute on.Obeys orders with a slight delay.Drives a second-hand MAZDA 323 to work.Organises WITS activities.Always kanna arrow as secretary at meeting when2LT not present.Overworked and underpaid.
CPT:Runs when he sees a speeding bullet.Jumps out of planes with 2 parachutes.Obeys orders after breakfast and newspaper.Drive a first-hand MAZDA 323 (SAF Veh loan) towork.Facilitates WITS activities.Arrow 2LT/LTA as secretary for meetings.Underworked and overpaid.
MAJ:Runs slightly faster than an empty cartridge.Jumps out of planes on the runway.Obey orders after several questions.Drives a brand new HONDA ACCORD to work.Drives everybody out of their WITS.Tell the CPT to arrow 2LT/LTA to be secretary formeetings.Seldom works but always paid.
COL:Exempted from running.Exempted from jumping.Issues orders but doesn't obey them.Exempted from driving.Exempted from WITS activities.Couldn't care less who secretary is.Create work and gets paid.
GEN:Jogs occassionally when he feels like it.Issues orders & people jumps.Orders lunch & dinner thru' PA.Practices driving on the golf course.Opens WITS exhibitions.Don't even know if the gathering is a meeting or not.Watches people work and gets paid.

WOSE

PTE:Tries to run fast but not fit enoughGets pushed out of planes but dunno how to use aparachuteObeys orders immediatelyDrive to work in Mercs and BMWs by Mum andDadForced to give USMS suggestionsAlways kanna arrow to do everythingTreated like a slave and paid like one
LCP and CPL:Runs fast but never fast enoughPushes PTEs out of planes and wait for their turnto be pushedObeys orders after some protestingDrives WRXes and EVOs to work (paid by F&Mfinances)Forces PTEs to give USMS suggestionsGives most minor arrows to PTEs but swallows themajor onesTreated like a slave but paid better than one
Specs:Can run fast but must slow down for RECs andPTEsPushed CPLs and below out of planes beforejumping out themselvesObeys orders but tries to cut cornersTakes bus and MRT to workTasked to come up with 50 USMS suggestion(regardless of how they do it)Takes arrows with much protest but 'sub-contracts'to CPL and belowWorks like a foreman and paid like one

posted by zann @ 9:03 PM